The a-Team - Hot Dad

These celebrated heroes you won’t forget

Imprisoned for a crime they didn’t commit

Soldiers of fortune on the run

But not opposed to a little bit of fun

John «Hannibal» Smith at the top

His methods kind of unorthodox

Templeton Peck, often known as «Face»

He’ll steal you a car no matter the place

«Howling Mad» Murdock, crazy as a loon

If you get him a plane, he can fly it for you

Last but not least, and he’s a beast

«B.A.»

Baracus, mechanic and tough man

The A-Team at the top of their game

On an epic quest to clear their names

Maim and cripple and murder and smash

Gonna majorly kick some (HBO edit)

It’s a shame what’s been done to these American heroes

But honestly, I think these men kind of enjoy

The state of perpetual madness they’ve found themselves in

If you want to get into heaven, vote for Ron Paul in 2016