The Auld Lang Syne Song - Jinkx Monsoon

I read it all on the news feed last night, I guess it’s been a year

A year of sighing, a year of crying, since you’ve been here

Another filtered perfect picture, the comments seem to say

A memory of you and me on New Years Day

It was early dawn, I think

We’d had everything to drink

And I remember posing near that dying pine

With you, the dog, and auld lang syne

You always said you wanted what I wanted

I never doubted that

'Til I asked you whether we’d be better off with a cat

Now I’m in the house you chose and the bed you bought

To face your perfect view

You wanted trips, you wanted cars, and I wanted you

Now, I think of what love does

And if I’m stronger than I was

When just a simple picture that we posted

Brings to mind the day you ghosted

Breaks the dream that life would be just fine

With you, the dog, and auld lang syne

Oh, I can live with the bitterness

Oh, I lose a bit with every man I kiss

So may our acquaintance be forgot

And never brought to mind

Now, I only hope your bubble bursts

Each and every January 1st

When I hit repost and remind you of the time

With me, the dog, and auld lang syne