Birdie Busking - Josh Gad

Lots of stuff going on

So allow me and my stringy little friend here to fill you in

Remember when city councilman Leo Shallenhammer voted no

And now they won’t renew the park league’s contract?

Drama

The city and the park league

Are they fighting?

This is shady!

But Paige’ll crack the case

Cause she’s a journalism lady!

The end

Just kidding, there’s more

Even though the city’s being a little dysfunctional

The park league is still putting on their annual hat luncheon-al

They pitch a huge white tent

And it’s all a big to do

Rich people in crazy hats

That’s white people for you

The end

Nah, just kidding

There’s a little more

The luncheon I just mentioned

It has a keynote speaker

To celebrate the retirement of one of the groundskeepers

It’s kind of a big deal

The mayor’s gonna be there

But the keynote speaker’s Owen and speeching is his nightmare!

And the water’s off in the castle

Everyone in there smells a little weird right now!

Jimmy, Archie, Sal, and Tom

Those are the names of moles that I have

Thank you, thank you

I just made that up

Can you believe it?

Thank you very much

Look there’s a thing at the end of that string

A-ha, up there

Why don’t you look up there?

Oh my God, Brendan

Let’s go

Phew

Okay, where was I?

Oh yes

Pidgeon, pidgeon

You’re a pidgeon

I’m gonna teach you how to dance?

Shka, shka, shka, shka, shka, shka, shka, shka

Oh, who’s that fast-walking, bearded guy?

Oh, who’s just refusing to meet my eye?

It’s you, sir

Where you going?

Doo-bi-di-doo

Oh-oh-oh

And here comes the super cool manager of the park

Thank you, everyone

I gotta go, I gotta go