Little Key - Josh Gad

Eh?

The key?

From before?

When I said it?

Well, I bet you’re wondering what

that tiny little key goes to, aren’t you?

Good, I’ll tell you.

(sung)

So the story of that little key is this

It unlocks Bitsy’s locked filing cabinet

Which hides all her secrets and mysteries

Her will, her estate papers, two diamond Slinkys

(spoken)

It—it was the eighties.

(sung)

Every night when the little hand lands on the six

Bitsy takes the time to lock hr cabinet

Helen said it bfore, where there’s a way, there’s a will

She’s gotta act fast;

if she’s caught, she’ll be killed!

(spoken)

Maybe at least maimed.