Fake I.D. - Kevin Fowler

I’m 45 and single

Yeah, and I’m ready to hit the town

Gonna make myself some brand new friends

From the younger, hipper crowd

Down the hoppin' little place

With hotties, hot as hot can be

Well things were lookin' pretty good

Till the bouncer carded me

He said, «Whoa, there partner!

Hate to tell you this my friend

But I’m afraid you’re just too old

And I can’t let you in»

So I got a fake I.D.

Says I’m 23

No one’ll never know

I’m this damn old

Gonna use a little Photoshop

Put a little more hair on top

You’re gonna see a younger me

With my fake I.D.

So now I’m hittin' every bar in town

And man I’m on a roll

I got no problem gettin'

In any place I wanna go

I’ve met this girl the other night

She let me take her home

I said it’s more romantic if

We keep the lights down low

Later on she took me home

To meet her mom and dad

He said «When I was a freshman

Weren’t you in our senior class?»

Oh-oh…

Showed him my fake I.D.

Said, «No, that wasn’t me»

He will never know

I’m this damn old

Gonna use a little Photoshop

Put a little more hair on top

You’re gonna see a younger me

With my fake I.D.

I refuse to grow up

And I swear I never will

Age is just a number

No I ain’t over the hill

All I really need are these

Little blue pills

Yup and my fake I.D.

Says I’m 23

No one’ll never know

I’m this damn old

Gonna use a little Photoshop

Put a little more hair on top

You’re gonna see a younger me

Yeah with my fake I.D.

I was born in '93

No one’ll ever know

I’m this damn old

With some help from Photoshop

I can turn back the clock

They’re gonna see a younger me

Sometimes even I believe

Yeah that I’m still 23

With my fake I.D.

Yeah, that’s all I need

Just my fake I.D.