Santa Got Busted by the Border Patrol - Kevin Fowler, Ray Benson

Santa was down in Juarez on Christmas Eve

Trying to take the toys to kids in need

Slid down the chimney, there was the strangest smell

He landed in the house of the local cartel

They were smokin' somethin' funny, didn’t know what it was

Santa got himself a little secondhand buzz

He ate every single tortilla in sight

He said, «Feliz navidad, amigos, have a good night»

Santa got busted by the border patrol

Coming into Texas trying to leave Mexico

His eyes were redder than ole Rudolph’s nose

Santa got busted by the border patrol

The cops said, «Hey, what’s in that big, red sack

«Our dogs are sniffin';

yeah, you’d better step back»

They started high fivin' sayin', «Ain't we slick

«We got Willie, got Nelly, now we got Saint Nick»

Santa got busted by the border patrol

Eighty-five miles east of El Paso

If you’re comin' into Texas, find another way to go Santa got busted by the border patrol

The judge said, «Naw, this just ain’t right

«Who the hell would bust Santa on Christmas night»

He swung his gavel and said, «Case dismissed

«Keep flyin' high, get the toys to those kids»

Santa got busted by the border patrol

Coming into Texas trying to leave Mexico

His eyes were redder than ole Rudolph’s nose

Santa got busted by the border patrol

Santa got busted by the border patrol

Eighty-five miles east of El Paso

If you’re comin' into Texas, find another way to go Santa got busted by the border patrol

Santa got busted by the border patrol