Gatheration - Lady Sovereign

It’s like bottles smashin', people crashin'

Unnecessary drunken feuds it’s fashion

Clean up that spilt drink or you ain’t crashin'

My bed’s out of bounds so strictly no lashin'

Wheres my debit card nobody move

You ain’t getting out of this room until I prove that you didn’t take it

And I misplaced it

Now get out of my chair I wanna check face-pic

All these feisty chicks I gotta face it

Even on a Friday evening when I’m wasted

You see this life, well, you’re never gonna taste it

I don’t associate with waste kids

There’s a gatherin' where’s it at?

My yard

Who’s reachin, who’s gettin' messed up

There’s a gatherin' where’s it at?

My yard

Who’s reachin, who’s gettin' messed up

There’s a gatherin' where’s it at?

My yard

Who’s reachin, who’s gettin' messed up

There’s a gatherin' where’s it at?

My yard

Who’s reachin, who’s gettin' fucked up

Now who’s in my yard I’ve lost count

There’s ten downstairs

There’s four on the couch

There’s five runnin' about

Someone better bounce

Before it’s 'ding ding' and your lights are out

Or you get left out like the ginge from girls aloud

Someone’s vomiting, gimme the sponge and towel

Allow it, I ain’t cleanin' up her sick

Why have another sip if you can’t even handle it

Lightweights, I really can’t stand them

Stay awake before I do something random

Permanent markers on their face I’ll brand them

Now welcome to the midget’s mansion

There’s a gatherin' where’s it at?

My yard

Who’s reachin, who’s gettin' messed up

There’s a gatherin' where’s it at?

My yard

Who’s reachin, who’s gettin' messed up

There’s a gatherin' where’s it at?

My yard

Who’s reachin, who’s gettin' messed up

There’s a gatherin' where’s it at?

My yard

Who’s reachin, who’s gettin' fucked up

Who’s reachin', who’s getting' what what

Who’s reachin', who’s getting' what what

Who’s reachin', who’s getting' what what

Who’s reachin', who’s getting' woaaaaoo

Who’s reachin', who’s getting' what what

Who’s reachin', who’s getting' what what

Who’s reachin', who’s getting' what what what what what

So that’s me drunk as a skunk

Shouting like some off-key punk

Someone got scared and went to the shop and got my junk food

I wasn’t trying to be rude I was in the gatheration spirit in it

My brethren’s dippin' her fries in Guinness in it

I gave her one look and I said been it in it

She said she would be back in a minute is it?

Come back next Friday

There’s a gatherin' where’s it at?

My yard

Who’s reachin, who’s gettin' messed up

There’s a gatherin' where’s it at?

My yard

Who’s reachin, who’s gettin' messed up

There’s a gatherin' where’s it at?

My yard

Who’s reachin, who’s gettin' messed up

There’s a gatherin' where’s it at?

My yard

Who’s reachin, who’s gettin' fucked up