(A) Man Ray - Long Fin Killie

He said, «I'm just a little fascinated by the female form

But sadly you’re as near as I’ll never get.

But if I

Fail to catch that wounded goddess in you, well

I’ve a flair for porno.»

He said, «Just let me take your picture»

And I said «Ok.

But my stomach’s not where it ought

To be.

It’s not like you could eat ice-cream off it.»

And he said «It's ok, just keep your shirt on»

And his eyes glazed over, so insistent

Effortless charm and a tasteless hairline

This velvet crush of a man, crouched over a camera stand

And a flair for porno