Pele - Long Fin Killie

I’m still in the cupboard

'Cause big women look much worse than big men

And I’m a fifteen stone defender

The clothes that I have stowed away simply accentuate my weight

But big is beautiful

Well, not here

I’m not a Vanity Fair case

That slim-fit wet suit is not you

That black lace negligee is not you

That satin dinner dress is not you

Those sexy kitten heels are not you

It’s such a bore

This Babylon and on, the booze and babes

And I’m up to here

With playing down the wings and clueless forwards

But big is beautiful

Not here

I’m not a Vanity Fair case

That slim-fit wet suit is not you

That black lace negligee is not you

That satin dinner dress is not you

Those sexy kitten heels are not you

A perfect journey

To Dietrich, Judy Garland, or Fay Wray

I’m never going to start, I’ll stick to Pele

Wounded astronauts and the shell-suit craze

But big is beautiful

Not here

I’m not a Vanity Fair case

I’m sick of headcase racist jibes, sick of deep-fried arteries

I’m sick of headcase racist jibes, sick of deep-fried arteries

I’m sick of headcase racist jibes, sick of deep-fried arteries

I’m sick of headcase racist jibes, sick of deep-fried arteries

I’m sick of headcase racist jibes, sick of deep-fried arteries

I’m sick of headcase racist jibes, sick of deep-fried arteries

I’m sick of headcase racist jibes, sick of deep-fried arteries

I’m sick of headcase racist jibes, sick of deep-fried arteries

I’m sick of headcase racist jibes, sick of deep-fried arteries

I’m sick of headcase racist jibes, sick of deep-fried arteries

I’m sick of headcase racist jibes, sick of deep-fried arteries