21 Concepts - MC Lars

I wrote a song about a fetus named Cletus who tried

To run for governor before he died

He lived in California but traveled worldwide

It was a big huge hit!

Just kidding I lied

There’s the song about the 90's, I sampled Ace of Base

But kept it off the album in the interest of taste

«Cheyenne Rock City,"a song about touring

But rhymes about Wyoming are really very boring

As for the Churchill song, give me a break!

How many songs about England could my listeners take?

There was a track about women and the drama they bring

«Hot Girls Make Guys Do Really Stupid Things»

Remember «Geeked Out»?

You don’t but I do,

«The geek shall inherit the Earth,"it's true!

I rapped about nerds being cooler than jocks

But if I wanted biased news,

I would have just watched Fox

I’ve got 21 concepts but a hit ain’t one

If you’re having lyric problems I feel bad for you son

I’ve got a list of songs here I once thought were the bomb

But when I laid them down in ProTools

They all came out wrong!

«Las Vegas Invasion"was a sci-fi track

About aliens addicted to playing blackjack

I wrote a song about a kid who made his own flick

But got a bad review in Ranger Rick

I didn’t want to get lynched or punched in mouth

So I didn’t do that song making fun of the South

I did a song about how girls at Stanford are whack

Called «College Is Where Girls Go to Get Fat»

There was the KRS slash Nirvana debut

But the mash-up thing was so 2002

I did an anti-Bush track, and then I did five more

But «Rock Against Bush"was so 2004

I wrote a song about China, how could I go wrong?

I rapped in Cantonese about Mao Zedong

It went um goy, neh ho ma?

Nehih sik ying mun ma?

I’ve got 21 concepts but a hit ain’t one

If you’re having lyric problems I feel bad for you son

I’ve got CD-R of tracks I once thought would be tight

But when I played it for my girl I slept alone that night!

Write a song about a can that gets crushed a lot

Write a dental hygiene jam that says, «brush a lot»

Write a Bill O’Reilly track that says «hush"a lot

No I’m not a player I like Rush a lot!

I’ve got 21 concepts but a single ain’t one

«If you’re still referencing Jay Z I feel bad for you son»

So what’s the secret to hip-hop, jazz, blues and rock?

Step one get out a pad and kill your writer’s block… start!

I’ve got 21 concepts but a hit ain’t one

If you’re having lyric problems I feel bad for you son

I’ve got a list of songs here I once thought were the bomb

But when I laid them down in ProTools

They all came out wrong!