Nerdcore Players - MC Lars, YTCracker

YTCracker:

Had a problem with the chicks in the early nineties

Now i pimp women until I’m ninety

Poster child for the geeky life

Manifested get the girls undressed and

Get it on get the ladies sex and

Put the mic down and pick a drink up

Later that night I’ll beat the pink up

Check my site i put a link up

Contact me I’m a digital g

Come from the net but born in cali

West coast player I’m the mayor of the get down

Fly rhymesayer chicks say I’m the best now

Put me to the test now

See why girls died from the 99 to meet me

Computer hacking skills pay the bills and they greet me

Oh so sweet

You know we’re the truth sayers

We’re the nerdcore players

I’m pimping like John Mayer

My game is heavy like Slayer

MC Lars:

Girl what’s your name, what’s your sign, where you from?

Want to go hyphy, want to go dumb?

I’ll tell you jokes and make you laugh

Sad lonely nights they’re in the past

Mountain Dew I’ll buy you that (yup!)

Beef jerky I’ll but you that, books about Nietzsche, I’ll buy you that

BART tickets to Richmond I’ll but you that

I keep it real like ontology

A priori player, fly like ornithology

«All Apologies», I’m so In Utero

My castles in the clouds like Victor Hugo

TPFR — True Pimp for Real

Ask anyone you know, I’m a very big deal

I sold 20,000 with minimal promotion

Wake up you’re in love like Billy Ocean!

YTCracker:

I’ll get her number you run point

Land every broad up in this joint

Or I’ll be the wingman call me goose

Grease chicks like bacon we so footloose

They’re obtuse were acute shes so cute

Rubbing on my tracksuit

Tell ‘em lars how we do it in hurr

Get up on the mic and do that thurr

MC Lars:

YT and me we pimp these ladies

KOL-Con V, we made some babies

At Comic-Con we met some chicks

Who knew all of the Lucas flicks

My Monty Python makes them holler

Laptop baller, game shot caller

B, A, left, right, guess who I’m taking home tonight!

YTCracker: You use protection right?

Lars: That’s right YTCracker!

A true player’s always gots to wrap it up!

YTCracker: Word!