Dipped In Vaseline - Mickey Avalon

I stroll down the Ave like big Johnny Rogers

I pull tricks for a fix and tonight I got flows for hoes with low self esteem

and

More for those swallow protein

The kid from the 60s stars in skin flicks and

Pays the rent inch after inch;

But now I get fly with lyrics

While you guys be on some queer shit

Check out the way I take a mark for all that he’s got and a whole lot more

Cuz when your drawers hit your ankles

I un’take the shank out my sock and take the bank roll

Oh shit you just got lit by an illegitimate kid out the orphanage run and shit

Im comin with styles you can’t handle smoother than the velvet Elvis hanging

from my mantle

So light a candle and praise yo' Lord

Mickey Avalon’s some shit you can afford

All up on the scene

Dipped in Vaseline

In a mask and jeans

Girl I’ll smash your dreams

All up on the scene

Dipped in Vaseline

In a mask and jeans girl

I’m’a constraint hotty getting saucy at the swap meet

If you want to party

Get my number and call me

From dawn to dusk I bust nuts and shoot Charlie

When you got some money then come and get yo' jollies

A Quarantine in this California dream

All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline

My foster parents told me that I could be

Anything I wanted to so I became me

Mickey Avalon the kid who runs free

Serving sucka mcs and getting paid for my delivery

I freak beats that stain yo silk sheets

Filthy on the mike like lenny bruce used to be

They had brooster in the pantry

Howlin' like a banshee and

Even when I’m wearin' panties I stay manly

All up on the scene

Dipped in Vaseline

In a mask and jeans

Girl I’ll smash your dreams

All up on the scene

Dipped in Vaseline

In a mask and jeans girl

In the Hollywood hills

Swallowing pills

Tipsy off scotch whiskey

Sniffin' blow thro hundred dolla bills

I toast my (*mostas) from coast to coast

In penthouse suits

With out any clothes

I used to stroll to avid holes in my shoes

But now I fly first class and

Bask in sun tan and booze

Hustling gay dude for Quaaludes

Out by the pool

In a baby blue bathing suit

Waiting for Jesus to bring the juice

I was payin dues while you was playin in school

I took the whole scene over with the flow from my lips

Here’s an autographed picture for yo lil sis

My days of turning tricks are behind me

Unless you got the time to wine and dine me

All up on the scene

Dipped in Vaseline

In a mask and jeans

Girl I’ll smash your dreams

All up on the scene

Dipped in Vaseline

In a mask and jeans girl