Caviar on A Paper Plate - Tommy Lee, Mickey Avalon

1, 2, 3, 4, if you got that money we good to go

1, 2, 3, 4, if you got that money we good to go

1, 2, 3, 4, if you got that money we good to go

5, 6, 7, 8, I’m like caviar on a paper plate

1, 2, 3, 4, if you got that money we good to go

5, 6, 7, 8, I’m like caviar on a paper plate

I seen this little cutie at the Tail O' the Pup

Looking for a tutor who could teach her to fuck

I told her I could show her for a couple of bucks

Had her screaming like a demon on Angel Dust

I need another baby like a hole in the head

She used to leave me chained up to the poles of the bed

I always knew she crazy by the things that she said:

«Anybody ever loved me either dying or dead»

I went to see the old witch doctor

For a problem with my posture

Jabbing hoes like Jake Lamotta

Jammed in the back of the Mazda Miata

One for the money and two for the gold

Three little piggies on street patrol

Four in the morning and it’s freezing cold

Poor little rich girl sold her soul

1, 2, 3, 4, if you got that money we good to go

5, 6, 7, 8, I’m like caviar on a paper plate

1, 2, 3, 4, if you got that money we good to go

5, 6, 7, 8, I’m like caviar on a paper plate

I had a premonition I was Richard the third

My baby said I’m tripping so I flipped her the bird

The position of my mission was to thin out the herd

Now I’m wishing that I didn’t have my dick in the dirt

I wanna be a cowboy but I don’t understand

How to ride a pony only using one hand

I never met a woman that I couldn’t offend

Take her then I break her send her back to her man

Got a visit from my lawyer

With my check from unemployment

Says my business in the toilet

Sick of being so exploited

One for the money and two for the fame

Three little hookers got taken away

Four politicians with they dicks in they face

Once you get that rich you don’t have to pay