Cool And Unusual Punishment - NOFX

Absolute shibari, cold noodles and hot sake

The mistress bar in Roppongi is the place

For Japanese hardcore, not the kind you’re gonna find at the record store

Not the kind designed for the kind hearted

Do not pass go, do not get bail

Go directly to Osaka Jail

Where you get locked or drunk under the table

For just under 10,000 yen

You can visit hell and come back again

For the process of hurting and healing

Cake and candle wax dessert

It’s not fun 'til someone gets hurt

Who’s the next to get hung from the ceiling

So if you want rewards and consequence

They got the cool and unusual punishments

Get on your knees for Japanese instruction

Rope and Cigarette burns, forget about any health concerns

This is pure assisted self-destruction

Kanpai and bottoms up, unhelping hands hogtie you up

One bad deed surely deserves another

Bruised from bamboo caning

Coming home try explaining this to your significant other

Good fucking luck…