Everything's a Puzzle: A Professor Layton Song - Random Encounters

Everything’s a puzzle,

A myst’ry to me!

The shape of this toast, or

The taste of my tea!

Everything’s a riddle;

A quand’ry to solve!

I’ll best every test,

No matter what they involve!

We’ve got to use every clue;

Till we deduce the final key!

We’ve got to plan every move

Three steps ahead!

I don’t think you can even do that…

We’ve got to search every inch,

And do it mathematically!

Till we solve every riddle,

Colossal or little,

By fiddling with things methodically!

Professor, I don’t see how this is a puzzle-

Now now, Luke!

Hop to it!

That’s what a gentleman does!

Don’t get used to this.

Everything’s a puzzle!

And all that I see

Awaits a solution

From someone like me!

Quantify this mayonnaise!

Finagle this cheese!

Triangulate pant-size

Of this underwear please!

Professor, that’s well and good,

But really, have you lost your mind?

There are no puzzles to solve

Beneath a skirt…

Quite astute of you!

We’ve got to crack every code,

Decipher every glyph we find!

There’s no need for hints

With both our brains combined!

Professor-

Everything’s a puzzle!

I’m sure you’ll agree

That everything’s a puzzle

To me!

Everything’s a puzzle

To tinker and tweak!

To dig in and dissect

The source of mystique!

Every new enigma

Proves veritably that

Everything’s a puz-zle

To me!