Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens - Ray Stevens

On a chicken farm just downstream of Oak Ridge, Tennessee

A nuclear reactor leaked some water accidentally

What happened next is like a horror story by Ralph Nader

That toxic waste leaked into a brood house incubator

(Oooh oooh)

Inside that chicken coop they always kept the TV on

Said the programs helped the chicks to grow, helped to keep them calm

As four little chickens put that heavy water down their gullets

A kung fu show was on the air, and something happened to those pullets

They began to grow

And grow

With that kung fu show locked in they’re brain

That’s the only way we can explain

Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens (Chickens)

Big as a house, strong as the dickens (Dickens)

Anything they want is easy pickin’s

For Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens

One said his name was Fricassee

The second Cordon Bleu

The third was Cacciatore

The fourth they just called «Stew»

They could’ve been dangerous having grown so big on heavy water

But they decided they would live their lives on the side of law and order

Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Roosters (Roosters)

Bad guys won’t have it easy like they usedters (usedters)

They come with Tae Kwon Do and all the fixin’s

They’re Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens

Yeah, we was just all down there at the barn holdin' the auction so we wouldn’t

lose the farm

When all of a sudden these four big pullets with black scarves around their

foreheads

Come on down that hill yonder, surrounded them bankers, pecked them on the head

and dropped them like green persimmons!

He he, yeah, then they went down there to the bottom forty

Start scratchin' around like chickens just want to do

Before you know it they play out that whole field, ready for plantin'!

Yeah, they saved our farm!

Aheh!

Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens (Chickens)

Big as a house, strong as the dickens (Dickens)

Anything they want is easy pickin’s

For Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens

Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens

Hey, Cock-a-doodle, Dude!