Revenge Party - Original Broadway Cast of Mean Girls, Erika Henningsen, Barrett Wilbert Weed

Now you know, Cady, Regina George is not your friend

We are your friends

And we’re gonna make her pay

You know what friends do?

They’ve got your back

And they’re fun to be around

Woah, woah, woah

When someone hurts you

Then they attack

And grind your foe into the ground

Woah, woah, woah

Imagine a party

With dresses and cake

And singing and dancing and cake

And there’s a magic act

That saws Regina in half

And this time it will take

Now that’s a party

A Revenge Party

A party that ends

With somebody’s head on a spike

Woah, woah, woah

It’s a Revenge Party

With your two best friends

It’s like a party with revenge is what it’s like

For this to work

You’re gonna have to pretend like you still like them

Can you do it?

Yes!

Hey, girl

Hey… Regina wanted me to tell you that she tried to talk to Aaron,

but he just wanted her back and that’s not Regina’s fault

I get it, I just hope I can still have lunch with you guys

Aw, of course

It’s a Revenge Party

A party that ends

With entrails all over the lawn

It’s a revenge party with your two best friends

And then I end up with Aaron when she’s gone

Yes, Cady!

I end up with Aaron when she’s gone

What’s Regina doing?

What’s Regina wearing?

Is she dating Aaron?

Regina, Regina

She has everything

She gets everything

Regina, Regina, Regina

Next, we take away Regina’s only achievement, being a hot person

What is that?

Ugh, I’m so fat and disgusting

I use these Kälteen diet bars when I need to lose weight

I need to lose three pounds

Bring me a whole box

A revenge party

A party that ends

With somebody crushed and alone

And ugly crying

A revenge party with your two best friends

It’s like a party with revenge, it’s what we’re throwin'

What’s Regina eating?

God, look at her figure

Did her boobs get bigger?

Regina, Regina

She has everything

She gets everything

Regina, Regina, Regina

We got to go harder

If we make Gretchen Wieners think Regina is mad at her

I won’t do that, Gretchen is fragile

Exactly, and if we crack her open she’ll spill something we can use

Shh, here she comes

Stop pulling it down, your hair looks sexy pushed back

Cady, would you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?

Your hair looks sexy pushed back

Um, thanks

I’ll see you in Calc

At every party, there might be a lull

Where the energy dips

Woah, woah, woah

You might be thinking it’s late we should go

And they ran out of chips

No, no, no

I can’t even watch when she touches his hair

And I’ve watched a snake eat a cow

Regina needs to be toppled

Sorry, Gretchen, I swear we’ll get our party now

One candy cane, please

A revenge party!

A party that ends with lions in a roman arena

She has everything

She gets everything

Regina, Regina, Regina

Ho, ho, ho

Candy cane gram for Shane Oman

She has everything

And one for Caddy Heron

She gets everything

Four for Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco

Glen Coco, Glen Coco, Glen Coco

And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye

Who sent that?

Aw, it’s from…

Regina!

Regina!

Regina!

Thanks for being a such a great best friend

Caulk!

Caulk!

Caulk!

I mean cute.

I mean, gimme it.

I mean… okay, well,

if you and Regina are best friends now, you can be in charge of keeping all

her secrets.

For ex&le, she bought you those high heel shoes just to make fun

of you 'cause she knew you wouldn’t be able to walk in them.

And she’s not

really blonde, her natural color is dark blond.

Also she totally cheats on

Aaron.

Every Thursday she says she has SAT Prep but really, she’s hooking up

with Shane Oman in the North Shore Lion’s Costume

She makes him wear the costume?

NO, THEY’RE BOTH IN THE COSTUME!

And I never told anyone because I’m such a good friend

It’s a Revenge Party

A party that ends

With somebody’s head on the spike

A Revenge Party (She gets everything)

With your two best friends (She gets everything)

It’s like a party with revenge is what it’s like (She gets everything)

A party with revenge is what it’s like (She gets everything)

A party with revenge is what it’s like (She gets everything)

A party with revenge is what it’s like