Sexy - Original Broadway Cast of Mean Girls, Kate Rockwell

If I could change the world

I’d make it Halloween

Every single day

And also have world peace

Maybe world peace should be first

World peace and then Halloween

Wait, let me start over

Hi

If I could change the world

I’d make us have world peace

And also Halloween

Every single day

On Halloween

You can pretend to be someone else

It’s like the internet

Only in person and with candy

When you are the hot one

It’s a full-time gig

Looking like what people wanna see

Woah-oh

Woah-oh-oh

Once a year I am not

I dress up and dream big

Disguised as someone else who is not me

But is still hot

I can be

Who I wanna be and sexy

I can be

Who I wanna be and hot

Don’t like who you are

Then hit that costume shop

Rock a new and different sexy look

Woah-oh

Woah-oh-oh

Why be so downhearted

Blast some trashy pop

And drop it to this hot and sexy hook

I can be

Who I wanna be and sexy

I can be

Who I wanna be and hot

Be somebody new

Do a total transformation!

Animals, or mineral too

Or even vegetation!

I give you «sexy corn!»

I can be, who I want to be

Sexy!

A sexy Quint from sexy «Jaws»

Catching sexy sharks

Uh-huh!

Sexy Eleanor Roosevelt

Or sexy Rosa Parks!

Uh-huh!

I can be a sexy pirate

Or a sexy ballet dancer

I can be a sexy doctor

And cure some sexy cancer!

That’s not right, is it?

No

I can sexy cure some cancer!

No!

I can cure sex cancer!

Sex cancer doesn’t exist

I did it

Happy Halloween!

This is modern feminism talking

I expect to run the world

In shoes I cannot walk in

I can be, who I want to be

And sex…

Sex…

Sexy!

I’m a sexy mouse