The Alien Curse Words Song - Rhett and Link, De Storm Power

Sometimes things happen to me, that make me want to curse.

Like when I

accidentally forget, where I left my manpurse

Not that I have a manpurse

But I would prefer not to offend fellow humans 'cos I am one!

If there was only cursing terminology that seemed appropriate in all situations.

Hey guys, guess what?

What?

Yo, I landed on a planet that we used to call Pluto.

These aliens attacked.

I could’a sworn they known judo!

I made it out alive with a gift to humanity.

To my surprise it was a satchel of profanities!

Peep gang.

It was words like;

Boomshkie

They said that

Snigglesnoorp, Swaqqaffufle, Imzow, Zilkrek, Glepoosh, Dartafus

So offensive!

Dubopshazinski

Wow

Frozen cherries, Flingpoot, Waflank, Derbragel, Blarfelnoggle!

And then they had the nerve to say

Florplestompkin!

So I call NASA and I get outta there!

Yup…