She'd Be A Millionaire - Rodney Carrington

Shes been offen called a hooker but she don’t seem to care

She sat in church in a minnie skirt not wearin any under wear

She' flashed the boy’s at pizza hut

Showed her boobs and showed her but

Everytime i see her i bust a nut and boys just ain’t that great

I don’t want to say shes easy

That just woundn’t be fair

But if all the dicks were dollars she’d millionair

From coast coast she’s had the most she likes weiner’s in her toast she ain’t

one and she likes to boast and boys just ain’t that great

She named her first son bj that’s her favorite thing to do

She’s been around every single block a hundred times or two

She’s got great big lips and i could be next and she’s so good at oral sex

She ain’t got no gag reflex and boys just ain’t that great