Alice - Sham 69

Alice, Alice had a dream

She dreamt Elizabeth Taylor was her next door neighbour

She’s candy floss in a 60s skirt

She’s I learn to pogo

But she ain’t no flirt

She dresses in pink yellowy blue

She walks around with nothing to do

Shes Richard and Judy

Cider and sleep

The one that you look at walking down the street

Alice let’s get drunk tonight

Alice it’ll be alright

Alice let’s get drunk tonight

Alice it’ll be alright

Alice, Alice had a dream

She dreamt her Dr Martens turned to ice cream

She’s a strawberry girl with a Robert Smith poster

She’s fishnet and lipstick but she didn’t nick it

She’s all tattoo and laces polka dot and stripe

The girl on the bus not the one on the bike

She’s 77 all of the day

And I know that you’re listening

When you’re hearing me say

Alice let’s get drunk tonight

Alice it’ll be alright

Alice let’s get drunk tonight

Alice it’ll be alright

Alice, Alice had a dream

She had s** with a rabbit in the forest of Dean

She’s chocolate in an Oxfam wispa

She’s all upstairs and downstairs

She comes from Gloucester

She’s Manchester, Brighton, Weybridge and home

She’ll tell you all about it when she’s on the phone

She’s oh what a bargain and that’s really nice

And if you have her for dinner no meat only rice

Alice let’s get drunk tonight

Alice it’ll be alright

Alice let’s get drunk tonight

Alice it’ll be alright

Alice let’s get drunk tonight

Alice it’ll be alright

Alice let’s get drunk tonight

Alice it’ll be alright