Spoilsports Personality Of The Year - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine

When you’ve been watching the world die all day

And channel hopping won’t make it go away

Put on your shoes come and share the blues with me

This skinny swollen kiddie covered in flies

His dinner stolen by the government, dies

A cash collection will be organised

You see

This is reality

I’m sorry dear

To be the spoilsports personality for another year

War is just a hobby for the selfish few

Busy bodies who ve got nothing else to do

I would get these cheap skates off the ice for you

If I could

But this is reality I’m so sorry dear

To be the spoilsports personality for another year