Surfin' U.S.M. - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine

Spoken

When you’re younger, you can eat what you like, drink what you like,

and still climb in to your 26-inch-waist trousers and zip them closed.

Then you reach that age- 24, 25- your muscles give up, they wave a little

white flag, and without any warning at all, you’re suddenly a fat bastard

Shouted

YOU FAT BASTARD!

YOU FAT BASTARD!

YOU FAT BASTARD!

YOU FAT BASTARD!

YOU FAT BASTARD!

YOU FAT BASTARD!

YOU FAT BASTARD!