Fat Snatchers (The Hippo Effect) - Tankard

My name is Chunk and I’m a real fat ass

No diet plan could ever help me

My friends are laughing about my plump mass

Where is my dick?

Long time no see

Yesterday I heard of an arcane company

A cult, maybe, that’s crazy about slender body

With blood I signed a contract, a lifetime membership

Proponents call the concept «The Hippo Effect»

Check in hypnotherapy

Lose weight in coma

Check out of reality

You won’t remember

Fat snatchers want you

They have a secret plan

Fat snatchers watch you

If you’re a sugar fan

Fat snatchers need you

Your pounds, your calories

Fat snatchers harvest

Reduce you just in weeks

My name was Chunk, now it’s thirty days later

I can’t believe what became of me

A featherweight, a chocolate-hater

It all seems odd, I’ll investigate

A country in the Third World is where the traces lead

So horrified I realize: there’s nothing to eat

From all alone they’re getting fat, some even look like me

I can’t escape «Hippo Effect», malnourished and bony

Check in hypnotherapy

Lose weight in coma

Check out of reality

You won’t remember

Fat snatchers want you

They have a secret plan

Fat snatchers watch you

If you’re a sugar fan

Fat snatchers need you

Your pounds, your calories

Fat snatchers harvest

Reduce you just in weeks

Check in hypnotherapy

Lose weight in coma

Check out of reality

You won’t remember

Fat snatchers want you

They have a secret plan

Fat snatchers watch you

If you’re a sugar fan

Fat snatchers need you

Your pounds, your calories

Fat snatchers harvest

Reduce you just in weeks