Butt Dial - The Midnight Beast

She’s tweeting me love hearts

And telling everyone she knows

Changed her relationship status

And calling all my other girls hoes

You thought my love was getting back in touch

When you missed my call

But it was just a butt dial, it was just a butt dial

Popped up in ya missed calls list

She couldn’t believe it,

You thought I forgot you existed

Our love had drifted, I must have missed it

Why else would my calls have been coming in so persistent?

You fantasize why I called you up

Maybe I saw sense, realized that I fucked it up

And want you back, how sweet is that?

But you were unaware

I had dialed ya digits, with my derriere

'Cause at 4am you were sound asleep

It takes the cheek, that I would be dialing you with my bum cheeks

Ya thought I wanted a deep chat

Little did ya know that

I’d hit ya number with my butt crack

I hate to tell ya through song

But this asshole’s been leading you on

This asshole’s been leading you on

She’s tweeting me love hearts

And telling everyone she knows

Changed her relationship status

And calling all my other girls hoes

You thought my love was getting back in touch

When you missed my call

But it was just a butt dial, it was just a butt dial

Baby girl, here’s the thing

If you’re like most other girls

You’ll expect a ring, and you got one

But not the sort that you thought you’d be getting

Sorry if my tone’s upsetting

Do you get it?

I said tone like a ringtone

I guess we were engaged in a way

Meaning my butt to your mobile phone

It don’t know how to quit

I bet that you think that my butt is full of shhh…

(And it is… 'cause it’s a butt)

She’s tweeting me love hearts

And telling everyone she knows

Changed her relationship status

And calling all my other girls hoes

You thought my love was getting back in touch

When you missed my call

But it was just a butt dial, it was just a butt dial

You and my butt, could get married

And little butthole children, you could be carrying girl

There’s enough of me to go round

You’ll live in a house, in the countryside

You’ll look after the kids and my butt’ll provide for you girl

In a stable job like an accountant

Or a lawyer, or a doctor, or a dentist

She’s tweeting me love hearts

And telling everyone she knows

Changed her relationship status

And calling all my other girls hoes

We used to date and those times were great

And you gave good head

But it was just a butt dial, it was just a butt dial