Kiss Your Sister - The Midnight Beast

You’re close to crying

'Cause you just broke up with your girlfriend

That stupid hoe

You’ve got a token of love

But with nowhere to spend

Nowhere to go

You’re on the sofa

Watching your favourite cartoon

Trying to cheer up

You hear your sister

And she’s playing on her bassoon

She knows what’s up

If you’re lonely and no-one will do

Then I got some advice for you

Kiss your sister

Just give it a crack

I don’t think it’s incest if she’s kissing you back

Kiss your sister

Just try it for size

No no no, I don’t think it’s weird unless your sister’s a guy (that's your

brother)

It’s two years later

And you’re standing there with your bride

That stupid hoe

You can’t deny it

But someone has just caught your eye

You’re thinking woah

You see your sister

And she is mouthing no

It’s already too late

Something takes over

And you realise where you should go

This must be fate

Speak now or forever hold thy peace

And go and get yourself a piece

Of your sister

Just give it a shot

I don’t think it’s strange if your sister is hot

Kiss your sister

Just try it for size

No no no, I don’t think it’s weird unless your sister’s a guy

And I don’t think that’s weird

Because I think gay is wrong

But then you’re kissing your brother

And that’s a whole other song

You travelled north and south and east and west

Only to find that kissing your sister is the best

You travelled east and west and north and south

Only to find your tongue’s most comfy in your sisters mouth

Kiss your sister

It’s good for your health

And if you close your eyes it’s like you’re kissing yourself

Kiss your sister

She’s always been there

In every family photo you’ve been sniffing her hair

Kiss your sister!