The Muppet Show Theme - The Muppets, Joanna Newsom

Female Chorus:

Ir’s time to play the music

It’s time to light the lights

It’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight

Male Chorus:

It’s time to put on makeup

It’s time to dress up right

It’s time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight

Waldorf:

Why do we always come here

Statler:

I guess we’ll never know

Waldorf:

It’s like a kind of torture

Both:

To have to watch the show

Kermit:

To introduce our guest star

That’s what I’m here to do

So it really makes me happy

To introduce to you…

Muppets:

So now let’s get things started

Audience:

Why don’t you get things started?

Kermit:

It’s time to get things started

Muppets:

On the most sensational inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational

This is what we call the Muppet Show!