Square Pegs - The Waitresses

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Always never quite right

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I’d like it if they liked us, but I don’t think they like us

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So tell me where’s the party, and how come we weren’t invited?

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One size does not fit all

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Don’t wanna wear my glasses, but I have to wear my glasses

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Why are we wearing this year what they were wearing last year?

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Yeah, I’d be cuter without gum in my braces

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I hope the whole is greater than the sum of its parts

She said that she was, but we know she isn’t

And she said that she would, but he hasn’t asked her

He did, and we know it

But with whom, we can’t guess it

And they think that we’re the

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Really funny… who broke the pi button on my calculator?

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May you be eternally grounded

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Me?

Get juiced with the cool patrol?

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Uh, no thanks, why do you think they call it beer?

I mean, listen to him

(sax solo)

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Ya know, our school colors should be black and blue

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Yeah.

I mean, no!

I mean… huh?

What?

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No, I don’t think I have a bad attitude, why?

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Suspended?

Suspended for what?

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But they told me it was Senior Wig Day

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Honest, I don’t even know how those worms got there

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Now what would I do with 200 peanut butter cups?

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One size does not fit all