Wise Up - The Waitresses

This meeting will now come to order

Please take your seats

The minutes of the last meeting will be read

Old business, new business

There’s a motion on the floor

That we review new applications

State your qualifications, be specific

Pounding my head against a brick wall

Finally got smart

Wised up

Gonna look out for myself now

I know better now

Won’t do it again

Tell us about yourself

What events have brought you to us?

How did you reach this decision?

Are you aware of our function?

The consequences and restrictions of this organization

Be reminded we are listening for slip-ups

Indicating a lack of conviction…

Gave myself a little credit

I won’t repeat

Past mistakes, mistrust my feelings

Learn from my experiences

Administer the serum

Where’s that list of questions?

We all know why we’re here

So let’s get right to it

There must be order

Shocking revelations

We are all deeply affected

But how many times'?

How many times must they get burned

Before they learn their basic lesson

Recondition their behavior

Reprogram their responses?

Only stupid people

Fail to see

That it’s a bad thing maybe in the 80's

But I doubt it

We’re concerned about our members

Ours is a very select group

Go home and think about it

Come back tomorrow and we’ll talk some more

OK gentlemen let’s break early

We’ve all got things to do