Mar a Lago - Tim Heidecker

Well I’m sitting behind my desk in Washington, D. C

And everyone on cable news is yelling at me

And there’s only one place in this whole wide world I wanna go

That’s down underneath the Florida sun in Mar-a-Lago

So call up the tower and tell my wife and son

Have the taxpayers fuel up my Air Force One

Put in place my press embargo

Gotta be left alone to fun and sun in Mar-a-Lago

Mar-a-Lago!

I hope the ocean don’t swallow

Like some say they know it will one day

Mar-a-Lago!

I hope the ocean don’t swallow

Like some say they know it will some day

Well the senators and congressmen are all telling me what to do

How am I supposed to know if any of the stuff they’re saying is true?

Sure, I like to get on the mic and gin up the crowd

But I’d rather be on the tee where those folks aren’t allowed

Mar-a-Lago!

I hope the ocean don’t swallow

Like some some say they know it will one day

Mar-a-Lago!

Oh, I hope the ocean don’t swallow

Like some say they know it will one day

And it makes me feel like I got a real big penis

Playing golf with retired baseball stars

And it makes me feel like I got a real big penis

Well everything is gold

Even the toilet bowl

Mar-a-Lago!

And on Saturday night when Melania’s a-fast asleep

I tiptoe to the only room where I really wanna be

And I crawl into that beautiful king-size bed

And I snuggle between my true loves, Ivanka and Jared

And then Sunday comes and my boss tells me we gotta go back

Home to the haunted mansion where pretty soon I’m gonna crack

But for now I guess I’ll play my part in this puppet show

And keep dreaming of the weekend where I could play Mar-a-Lago

Mar-a-Lago!

I hope the ocean don’t swallow

Like some some folks say they know it will

Mar-a-Lago!

Oh, I hope the ocean don’t swallow

Like some folks they say they know it will