High in Church Intro - Trevor Moore

FRIEND#1: «Oh, dude!»

FRIEND#2: «Dude, you gotta hit that shit!

Oh yeah»

TREV: «Okay.

Here we go.»

(Trevor inhales a very small portion and still leaves somes)

FRIEND#1: «What?

Are you kidding?»

TREV: *COUGHS*!

FRIEND#2: «You way too big for that little bit of that last hit dawg,

c’mon pass it man.»

TREV: «I KNOW, look i just… The thing about me is that I lyke to get high

incrementally.

Because I had a bad experience once, so I like to take LITTLE hits and see

where that leaves me,

that way I know… how much more… I can smoke… before… I get…

scared & stuff.»

FRIEND#1: «What???

You need to stop being a lil bitch and HIT THAT SHIT!»

FRIEND#2: *CHOKES LAUGHING OUT LOUD* «Yeah, man.»

BOF FRIENDS CHANT: «HIT THAT SHIT!

HIT THAT SHIT!»

(TREVOR)

TREVOR’S MOM: «Trevor!

Put your shoes on!

We have to get to midnight mass.»