Time For Guillotines - Trevor Moore

Well it’s no secret that country’s in some trouble here

The left is mad, the right’s enraged, and the middle’s disappeared

The fat cats expect us to bail out them and all their friends

And when they’ve spent our money they stick out their hands again

It’s times like this that each of us need to reach across the aisle

Instead of burning incense we can try to share a smile

Put aside our differences and remember what made us great

All the people arm in arm and in one voice we’ll say:

It’s time for guillotines, it’s time to raise the boards

It’s time to sharpen blades, we just can’t take this any more

It’s nothing personal, we gave your way a try

We’re sorry, but you at the top all have to die

I’m sorry Mister President, we need to have your head

And senators and congressmen--we need all of you dead

And all the CEOs of all the banks

And TV pundits too, let’s show our thanks

It really pains us, we’ll have to kill your wives and children too

It’s purely business, we just cannot have them avengin' you

We’ll start in the Hamptons, and Beverely Hills, and to Georgetown we go

And we’ll burn Connecticut to the ground so that nothing ever grows

It’s time for guillotines, it’s time to raise the boards

It’s time to sharpen blades, we just can’t take this any more

Those peaceful protests just were not cutting it

Martin Luther King and Ghandi both can go suck a dick

We can come together, we can do this if we try

Find our common enemy and united both our sides

A lesbian and a NASCAR fan help to hold a lobbyist down

While a priest and an abortion doctor stomp him into the ground

We’ll take the Secretary of the Treasury, and the Chairmen of the Fed

And let all three hundred million citizens gangrape them 'till their dead

And when every man, woman and child has finished running trade

We’ll rest for a couple hundred years before we’ll have to do it again

It’s time for guillotines, it’s time to raise the boards

It’s time to sharpen blades, we just can’t take this any more

Those peaceful protests just were not cutting it

Martin Luther King and Ghandi both can go suck a dick

Martin Luther King and Ghandi both can go suck a dick