Professor Night - Was (Not Was)

Professor Night haunts a bar

Where he says that there are two chicks for every guy

He says hi and gets laid, he’s got it made and he hardly has to try

And they don’t put up a fight with Professor Night

Oh no they don’t put up a fight with Professor Night

He’s Professor Night

Professor Night has a flair

Combs his hair with something the barber recommends

He blends right in and takes control

He really plays the role at least he tries with all his might

And they don’t put up a fight with Professor Night

Oh no they don’t put up a fight with Professor Night

Meet Professor Night

He’s the Professor, he’s Professor Night, he’s the Professor

He’s got a million lies on top, got to keep the ladies happy

He says anything that makes the river flow

Is good to know Professor Night

Professor Night has no love

And a driving glove won’t keep U warm when the storm comes down

Pound for pound he’s a loser

A destroyer not a cruiser, Johnny on the spot not Mister Right

And they don’t put up a fight with Professor Night

Oh no they don’t put up a fight with Professor Night

Meet Professor Night

He’s the Professor, meet Professor Night

He’s the Professor, he professed the night

He’s the Professor, meet Professor Night

He’s the Professor, he professed the night