Odd Beliefs - Bill Hicks

I don't care what you believe, but you gotta admit, beliefs are odd.

You know what I mean?

You have to admit that.

A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks.

You think when Jesus comes back, he ever wants to see a fuckin' cross?

Kinda like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on, you know?

"Just thinkin' of John, Jackie. Just thinkin' of John."

[Bill mimes getting shot in the head]

"Just thinkin' of John, baby. We love him."

"Don't love me that much."