Flooded with Justice - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast, Santino Fontana, Adam Schlesinger

Can you hear a dripping sound?

That’s the leaky sink of change

It’s a drip drip drip

That no handyman can fix

For we shall not be ignored

Till our honor is restored

And our basement is flooded with justice

Soon the Raging Waters

Will crash upon the shore

When we sing of «Raging Waters»

It’s not just a metaphor

What we mean is it’s also

A water park in San Dimas

But that set aside

It’s not what we are marching for

Can you hear a trickling sound?

That’s the Faulty Faucet of Truth

It’s a drip drip drip

That will make you go

«What is that?»

We shall not be denied

Till we restore our pride

And then we’ll all go to Raging Waters!

And we’ll ride Dr. Von Dark’s Tunnel of Terror!

Good idea, Baldwin Park!

Yeah!

For we have had enough

Of Hollywood stealing our water

They’re probably using it

To make party drugs and Oscars

Our precious water shouldn’t be

Funneled to celebrities

No more water for

B.J. Novak’s ecstasy factory

What?

Can you hear a trickling sound?

That’s the chinky shower of glory

A drip drip drip

That will keep you up all night

And then you’ll be late for work

And you won’t be able to focus

And you’ll come home to a basement

That’s been flooded

Flooded with Justice

You ready?

Well, back to the old ecstasy factory… Excuse me…