Wellend a Glc Shanty - Goldie Lookin Chain

There’s a type of person that you see

With a haircut that’s pure comedy

You see this man in every town

And he wants to be Paul Weller

Long sideburns with a flag fringe

Twice as funny when I saw one that was a ginge

Stuck in the past and he loves dad rock

'Cause he wants to be Paul Weller

So here the Wellend man come

You can’t stop laughing when you see one

Spent all his money at the hair salon

Tryna look just like Paul Weller

Had the same haircut since he was eighteen

Bought a coat in the sale at Pretty Green

He cried all night when Oasis split

And he wants to be Paul Weller

Thinks he’d look good driving a Vespa

But he looks a bit like a child molester

Watching Quadrophenia three times a week

'Cause he wants to be Paul Weller

Oh, yeah, the Wellend man come

You can’t stop laughing when you see one

Spent all his money at the hair salon

Tryna look just like Paul Weller

You find a Wellend from here to five

To them it’s just a way of life

But they don’t know how entertaining it is

'Cause they want to be Paul Weller

He can be at the pub or at the football

With the funniest haircut of them all

If you see a Wellend take a photograph

And post it up on Twitter

So here the Wellend man come

You can’t stop laughing when you see one

Spent all his money at the hair salon

Tryna look just like Paul Weller

Oh, yeah, the Wellend man come

You can’t stop laughing when you see one

He’ll never realize you’re making fun

Because he is a Wellend