Everyday Normal Crew - Jon LaJoie

We just a regular everyday normal crew

You can fuck with us, 'cause we won’t fuck with you

We just a regular everyday normal crew

Once a month we get drunk and watch Terminator 2

We just a regular everyday normal crew

If you’re hot, bitches we’re too shy to talk to you

We just a regular everyday normal crew

And we enjoy spending time with our families

This is my bro J-A to the S-O-N yo

The best at Mike Tyson’s Punch Out on Nintendo

From Glass Joe to Macho Man, he fucks shit up

Then Tyson goes down with a star upper-cut

And he’s also pretty good at Super Mario 3

But he doesn’t use the flutes cause he doesn’t like cheats

Like the Contra code that he really doesn’t like

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right

Then B, A, B, A, Select, Start you got 30 lives

He says that shit’s for pussies who don’t know how to fight

Yo this my man Chi, better known as cheese bread

We call him that 'cause every time he gets out of bed

He puts 5 slices of cheese on 5 slices of bread

Microwaves that shit, eats it, then goes back to bed

Sleeps 12 hours a day and he doesn’t like Asian food

That’s right bitches, he doesn’t like Asian food

He doesn’t like the taste of soya sauce

Personally I love that shit but he does not

Yo Ben is my friend that owns every DVD

From Goonies to Time Cop to Beverly Hills Cop 3

Dark Knight, First Knight, A Knight’s Tale, and Knight Rider

He even owns the motherfucking movie Street Fighter

I borrow them from him I never pay to rent a movie

As long as I take care of the box and don’t scratch the DVD

Cause last week I borrowed City Slickers and it got scratched

I was hoping that he wouldn’t notice when I brought it back

But he did and he was pissed so I apologized to him

And he forgave me and I asked him if I could borrow the movie Twins

He was reluctant to do so, but he knows I love DeVito

With Schwarzenegger, that’s a motherfucking comedic duo!

We just a regular everyday normal crew

We own our tickets to Alanis Morissette in June

We just a regular everyday normal crew

We bust gats and cadillacs in Grand Theft Auto 2

We just a regular everyday normal crew

No party is a party without a Phil Collins tune

We just a regular everyday normal crew

And when one of us gets a haircut we make fun of them

Yo this is D and he’s a big fucking wrestling fan

Monday Night Raw, Smackdown, and all the shit from the past

Like Macho Man Randy Savage and Hulkamania

Every year he travels to attend WrestleMania

It may come as no surprise that he’s never had sex

But it doesn’t bother him 'cause he has the internet

He jerks off to freaky shit like 2 Girls 1 Cup

He’s fucked up, I tried watching it, I fucking threw up

This my nigga KC (What the fuck did you just call me?)

Sorry… I'll say friend

This is my friend KC the only black friend in the crew

Not because we’re racist every race is welcome in the group

Truthfully he’s a friend of a friend, I don’t know him that well

But not because he’s black, my favorite actors are Denzel

And Samuel L. Jackson, I also like Bill Paxton

But not because he’s white, but because of his acting

This is my friend Cleo, she really likes the Beatles

Her favorite is McCartney and her least favorite is Ringo

A year ago I asked her to go on a date with me she said no

She said she’d rather just be friends, I started crying and ran home

And since then we rarely make eye contact when we speak

Which is awkward 'cause we all hang out at least two times a week

Finally, I ain’t me without my best friend Steve

He’s got my motherfuckin' back although he’s weaker than me

He’ll probably have a heart attack sometime soon

But until then he’s my top gun like fucking Tom Cruise!

Say it

Nah

Say it, c’mon say it

Nah

You want some of this bitch?!

Money!

Have a nice day bitch!

If you play organized sports say, «Hell yeah.»

If you watch 24 say, «Hell yeah.»

If the only ass you see is in porn say, «Hell yeah.»

If you eat chocolate when you’re bored say, «Hell yeah.»

I eat chocolate, a lot… when I’m bored.

Um, I should stop though…

my metabolism is slowing down.

I also like pie… cherry and, uh… rhubarb

We just a regular everyday normal crew

The joke’s getting old, I fucking agree with you

We just a regular everyday normal crew

I’m just repeating the same shit from Normal Guy 1 and 2

We just a regular everyday normal crew

What a twist, in this one, I’m rapping about my friends too

We just a regular everyday normal crew

I think this cow’s been milked dry… motherfucker!

You want some of this bitch?

You’ll never get it… it's gonna go right in my

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