Sunday Afternoon - Jon LaJoie

It’s Sunday afternoon

And there a few things that I have to do

And I’m gonna do 'em and I’m gonna do 'em

First up, I gotta tidy up

My place is getting messy

Haven’t cleaned it in a month

I may be having friends over tomorrow night

It’s not confirmed but just in case

I’d like my place to look nice

Then I’ll go out to the grocery store

And get some more dish soap

I ran out a week ago

And I’ve been mixing it with water

Just to make it last a little longer

But now there’s really nothing left

Then I’ll stop by at my parents' to say hi

And maybe have a cup of coffee and a piece of pie

And I’ll ask them how their week was…

«How was your week?»

And they’ll tell me how their week was…

«Pretty good.»

Then I’ll head down to the mall

Pick up some black socks

I don’t really need them

But I heard that they were half off

You can never have too many socks you know

So that you can always throw away the ones with holes

Next up, take my dog out for a walk

He needs the exercise and at the same time I talk

To the other people walking their dogs…

«Hello»

I usually ask them questions about their dogs

«How old is he?»

Then I have to return this DVD of pornography

That my friend rented

I swear to God that it wasn’t me…

«It's not mine, I swear.»

Alright fine, but it was the first time

I am not the kind of guy that watches porn all the time…

Alright fine I watch porn all the time

I only have one thing left to do

And I’m not gonna do it in front of you

So I’m gonna end the song like this

As I warm up my wrist…

«Dammit, I forgot to buy kleenex.»