Jungle Juice Journey - Lagerstein

X marks the spot, we leave today.

Hoist the mains, set sail, the bearing’s

Jungle Bay,

Grab the compass, watch the dial until we reach the wretched coast of Jungle

Isle — we sail away.

We seek the truth, distilled in Jungle Juice, we seek the drink of days.

Sailing through the jungle’s trees, we’ll sail for days and days,

We seek the mighty Jungle Juice so drunken we can stay!

Drunk on Jungle Juice.

We set sail over the land, stoke the guns, FIRE!

we shoot the damn toucan.

Up to the beast that lies ahead, we won’t get the juice until the beast is dead.

A headwind breeze, we sail through the trees, sail to the beast and say…

«Batter down a hatch or two, open the cannon gates!»

and «Give up all your jungle juice or we’ll blow you away!»

We’ve sailed through the jungle’s trees, we’ve sailed for days and days,

We seek the mighty Jungle Juice so drunken we can stay!

Drunk on Jungle Juice.

And so the beast, prepares a massive feast, we drink the day and the night away

We eat the food, we drink the jungle juice, we all get loose, and say…

We sailed through the jungle’s trees, we sailed for days and days,

We sought the mighty Jungle Juice, so drunken we could stay!

We sail with the Jungle Beast, we sail for days and days,

We drink the mighty Jungle Juice so drunken we can stay!

So if you meet the Jungle Beast let him have a taste,

Let him drink some Jungle Juice, but not all of the Jungle Juice,

There’s fucking tonnes of Jungle Juice so drunken we can stay!