Wench My Thirst - Lagerstein

Seen her working behind the bar

What did you do?

What did you do?

Her moves made me wanna strum my guitar

What did you play?

What did you play?

She glanced my way, this beautiful lass

What do you know?

What do you know?

Realised I got an empty glass

Go to the bar, go to the bar!

I was feeling so fine, a tingle down my spine

Cut to the front of the line so I can…

Wench my thirst, I gotta wench my thirst

Girl, no one can pull a beer quite like you

And girl, I’ll never drink another’s brew

Girl, my thirst is insurmountable

Then girl, I saw your jugs so bountiful!

When I saw her go and tap that keg

What did you feel?

what did you feel?

I grew another wooden leg

How’d you do that?

How’d you do that?

She leaned over and polished the bar

What’d you do next?

What’d you do next?

I put my tip into her jar

How’d she say thanks?

How’d she say thanks?

She gave me a wink and before I could blink

I quickly finished my drink so I can…

Wench my thirst, I gotta wench my thirst!

Girl, no one can pull a beer quite like you

And girl, I’ll never drink another’s brew

Girl, my thirst is insurmountable

Then girl, I saw your jugs so bountiful

Girl, no one can pull a beer quite like you

And girl, I’ll never drink another’s brew

Girl, my thirst is insurmountable

Then girl, I saw your jugs so bountiful

«Captain, what did that wench do to ya?»

«I don’t know.

And where the hell are we!?»