Sail Ho! - Lagerstein

Looking down scope we see fear in their eyes

A shadow cast over, they’ll meet their demise

We’re searching for treasure and ready to loot

If they stand in our way they know that we’ll shoot

Jumping and swinging and climbing on board

They are no match for our beer bongs and swords

We slaughtered the crew and ransacked their boat

We grab the captain, and put a knife to his throat

«I'll take you to our gold», he groans, «I'll trade it for my life

There’s an island just South West of here, round your men we sail tonight

These riches you will find, have been left untouched for almost a hundred years

Buried in the cove, beside the seas, what lies within is a mystery»

Sailing downwind, with booty in mind

We’ve taken his word, we’ll see what we find

Anchored onshore as we foresaw the trap

We are Lagerstein!

Too smart for that

He’s dragged through jungle, X marks the spot

Our prisoner be useless, in the mouth he was shot

The chest has been found, through its treasure we seek

A map lies within that looks truly unique

Holy shit can it be that the legend is true, the fountain of rum is real

It’s the tastiest drop with an endless supply, it’s a pirates fantasy

This map that we found, will take us there, near Bundy the fountain lies

Set the bearings to the sky, prepare the ship, ahead we fly!

Over the clouds we soar, in search of this uncharted land

Through the night and day, with this map in hand

The fountain of Rum awaits, our steins will forever be full

Anyone who stands in our way, will die!

Over the clouds we soar in search of this uncharted land

Through the night and day, with this map in hand

The Fountain of Rum awaits, our steins will forever be full

No matter how long it takes, we are unstoppable