Baddest Muthafucka - Mickey Avalon

What you get is what you see

So baby come and lay a kiss on me

And luckily, what I be, the baddest motherfucker in history

What you get is what you see

So baby come and lay a kiss on me

And luckily, what I be, the baddest motherfucker in history

I lead top ends in single bands

See my name in lights all over town

Where wolves come out when the sun go down

I got balls so big they hit the ground

Faster than a bullet out the Tommy gun

My cock got the silent sound

Riding on the back of a dinosaur

Make the sky turn blue like Heisenberg

Light a match on top of a moving train

Keep my cigarette lit in the pouring rain

Got a stable of hoes, no ball and chain

And they all look just like Lois Lane

Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum

I ain’t wearing nothing but a condom on

I’ll kick your ass 'til kingdom come

'Cause I’m all fresh out of bubble gum

What you get is what you see

So baby come and lay a kiss on me

And luckily, what I be, the baddest motherfucker in history

What you get is what you see

So baby come and lay a kiss on me

And luckily, what I be, the baddest motherfucker in history

Boy, I’m badder than Leroy Brown

My baby bad will shoot you down

Pass me the mic and I’ll rock the crown

I could still look tough in a wedding gown

Harder than a Vietnam veteran

I take trick nine like medicine

I’m so high off of phentermine

If the police knock don’t let 'em in

I could hold my breath in the boiling bath

And I ain’t slip yet for a year and a half

Top of the mountain with a snake and staff

I saw the Lord and tried not to laugh

Chitty-chitty bang-bang, what you gonna do

When the Av comes and fuck you up the ass with the broom?

Three little piggies tried to run out the zoo from the big bad wolf in the

sheep-skin suit

What you get is what you see

So baby come and lay a kiss on me

And luckily, what I be, the baddest motherfucker in history

What you get is what you see

So baby come and lay a kiss on me

And luckily, what I be, the baddest motherfucker in history