Billy Shakespeare - Mickey Avalon

I grabbed the mic like Kuroda Levera

Drivin round town in a brown Riviera

Making tear drops run through your black mascara

When I catch the beat like Yogi Bear

I’m a pimp, player like Darth Vader

Blacker than the a pack of crows toeing the equator

Life of the party with the party favors

I’m the ad mother fucker and I’m running for mayor

Corrupt as a politician fixin to vote

I got the luck of the Irish but ain’t one of them folks

I’m be Billy Shakespeare straight spittin them quotes

About your mom and your sis cause I’m banging them both

I said fuck you

You just a little bitch

You been suckin too many dicks

And when I’m done makin all my cash

I’m gonna come back around and straight beat your ass

I said fuck you

You just a little bitch

You been suckin too many dicks

And when I’m done makin all my cash

I’m gonna come back around and straight beat your ass

I’m always crashin my whip like princess Diana

Sniffin more blow than Tony Montana

LSD in my silk bandana

Got me frying balls at the Copacabana

I’m a true hustler, like Colonel Mustard

Candlestick dick in the hall mother fucker

Rollin on bows in my solid gold dusta

I got crazy game and I’m smooth like butta

Pull up in a white limousine, bumping the kinks

Cause the party ain’t startin til the skinny dude sings

I’ll be Sammy David’s Jr. straight doin my thing

Chillin with Frank Sinatra at my crib in palm springs

I said fuck you

You just a little bitch

You been suckin too many dicks

And when I’m done makin all my cash

I’m gonna come back around and straight beat your ass

I said fuck you

You just a little bitch

You been suckin too many dicks

And when I’m done makin all my cash

I’m gonna come back around and straight beat your ass