Bad Luck Billy - Mickey Avalon, Mickey Avalon feat. Eli

Short Skirt Susie never wore no drawers

She made her money shining hardwood floors

Evil step-mamma always talked that shit

So she dug a whole and straight buried the bitch

Longshot Larry liked to hang at the track

He never made nothing but he always came back

A horse named Trouble at the front of the pack

Larry finally won but had a heart attack

Bad Luck Billy

Always doing wrong

But it’s alright

But it’s alright

Bad Luck Billy

Wasn’t that strong

But he sure could fight

He sure could fight

Peep Show Petey liked to beat that baton

And throw his little piggy in the crease of his palm

He used to stroll the city gripping tight to his badge

Till they caught him in the alley split his wig with a bat

And Lipstick Lizzie liked to hand with the guests

And if a dude spit game she knocked the spit out his mouth

Late one evening walking back to her whip

This pussy little coward and held her down with his dick

Bad Luck Billy

Always doing wrong

But it’s alright

But it’s alright

Bad Luck Billy

Wasn’t that strong

But he sure could fight

He sure could fight

Truck Stop Tina was a thing of the past

She gave the best blowjob that I ever done had

A couple years later I was asking around

But the word on the street’s she’s six feet in the ground

Clean Cut Curtis had a Hollywood dream

To see his pretty face up on the silver screen

He bought a bus ticket with his paper route cash

And became a big star taking it up the ass

Bad Luck Billy

Always doing wrong

But it’s alright

But it’s alright

Bad Luck Billy

Wasn’t that strong

But he sure could fight

He sure could fight

Bad Luck Billy

Always doing wrong

But it’s alright

But it’s alright

Bad Luck Billy

Wasn’t that strong

But he sure could fight

He sure could fight