I'm an Artist - Mickey Avalon

I’m a joke

I’m an artist

Had a whole other class but I lost it

It’s a shame, I’m retarded

Got a loaded pistol in my pocket

I’m a joke

I’m an artist

Had a whole other class but I lost it

It’s a shame, I’m retarded

Got a loaded pistol in my pocket

When I was younger my mom used to say:

«Boy is you stupid, or are you just gay?

Your old man’s a loser and you’re a mistake

Now get the fuck up and go outside to play.»

Now that I’m older, I’m cold to the touch

My soul is a bowl of some cold Captain Crunch

Champagne for breakfast and cocaine for lunch

Step in my face and you’re gonna get punched

I’m a joke

I’m an artist

Had a whole other class but I lost it

It’s a shame, I’m retarded

Got a loaded pistol in my pocket

I’m a joke

I’m an artist

Had a whole other class but I lost it

It’s a shame, I’m retarded

Got a loaded pistol in my pocket

Oh, when I was younger my dad used to say:

«Boy you so dumb you must have shit for brains

You make me ashamed to share the same name

Your mom is a junkie with dope in her veins.»

Now that I’m older I’m known as an artist

Cigarette burns on my arms and my carpets

Some say I’m slow, but I try my hardest

Some think I’m so fucking dope, I’m retarded

I’m a joke

I’m an artist

Had a whole other class but I lost it

It’s a shame, I’m retarded

Got a loaded pistol in my pocket

I’m a joke

I’m an artist

Had a whole other class but I lost it

It’s a shame, I’m retarded

Got a loaded pistol in my pocket