Better: An Uncharted / Tomb Raider Song - Random Encounters

Any tomb you can raid,

I can raid better!

I’m the tomb raider-

-wow, that’s a cool name…

Anything you can steal,

I can steal better.

All of your treasures are

Safer with me.

I can take care of myself!

Think this’ll look good on my shelf?

Try looking from

My point of view…

That anything you can do, certainly I can do, too!

Any map you can read,

I can read better-

Reading the room is not

One of your strengths…

No, it’s not.

Get your own.

Can’t we talk?

Buy a phone.

Lara!

Nathan!

Have some-

Faith in-

Me and my cartography skills!

Any thug you can kill,

I can kill softer!

Violence is silent

When I’m on the job~

Gotta be quick!

And sharp-eyed!

He’s not dead…

Well, I tried.

And no one will know how this badguy died,

…'cuz no one’s as stealthy as me!

Shhh!

I can survive in most

Any condition!

Dispose of a stiff

With no morgue or mortician-

All of your loot combined-

-pales to what I can find!

You’re just a

Knock-off of me!

Any shorts you can wear,

I can wear shorter!

My shorts are shorter than

Your ugly pants!

Short as these?

Honey, please~

I can wear

Any pair

In a squeeze!

Any punch you can take,

I can take harder!

I’ll get hit anywhere

Harder than you!

Anywhere you can hide,

I can hide also!

We’re gonna die and it’s

All been your fault!

No, it’s not!

Yes, it is!

Move your boot!

Mine or his?

No one rolls

With such elegant ease!

Blows holes

In my enemies' knees!

You’re a

Thorn in my side

And we just about died

Cause you just can’t abide

That I’m better than you!

Anywhere you can climb,

I can climb higher!

I can climb anyplace

Higher… than… you!