The World's Largest Song - Rhett and Link

A fiberglass man stands atop a stone pedestal

Wearing blue clothes

Who knows, what might he be reaching for?

Perhaps he’s hungry

His simple gesture signifying his hope for food

Very large food

Mm, tell me more

A 3,000 pound egg sits motionless on the edge of a bank parking lot

What secrets does this egg hold?

And how big of a frying pan would I need to make it into an omelette?

Or I could boil it in my hot tub

The giant artichoke nestled in its enclave

Causes me to realize that I didn’t really know what an artichoke looked like

Because I only see them in dips

Tasty dips relegated to the appetizer stage of my meal

What is that?

It’s an artichoke

I need a big ol' tortilla chip

Yeah

The world’s largest PEZ dispenser is an order of magnitude larger than a real

PEZ dispenser

But it’s still smaller than I expected

It was made by the gifted hands of a PEZ-obsessed man

Who is very happy

Ha, ha, ha, of course he’s happy

Which came first, Randy’s donut shop or the donut on top?

Randy remains tight-lipped

I don’t know how he squeezed his store under the donut

But I know one thing: I’m hungry

Mm, gimme some of that sweet, sticky, icky, icky, and blow my mind

As I enter town, I see an 8 foot clam perched upon a beautifully landscaped

mound

Did the artist who molded this concrete creature take the time to include a

pretend pearl?

I bet it’s beautiful

Shazam, it’s the world’s largest clam

Yes

Rhett, Link, though I am but a statue, and cannot eat

I have been satisfied by your descriptions of the large foods encountered on

your journey

I extend my hand to you as a token of thanks

Oh, and one more thing

Did you bring me back a t-shirt?