Drinking Beer and Smoking Cigarettes - Jon LaJoie, Poisonous Perry Martel

It’s party time

I like drinking beer and smoking cigarettes

Do I like to party?

The answer is yes

I like drinking beers and smoking cigarettes

And when it comes to getting down

I am the best

I don’t have any rules

not even one.

The only rule I have is

Have fun

I smoke a hundred cigarettes and drink a thousand beers

And that´s just in one day

Imagine in one year

But people have boring lives with families and jobs

My family is this jacket and my job is to rock

I’m drunk all the time

Even during the day

My parents say get a job

I say «No way»

'Cause I like drinking beer and smoking cigarettes

Do I like to party?

The answer is yes

I like drinking beer and smoking cigarettes

Party is my favorite word

It is the best

I dropped out of school when I was just fourteen

When there wasn’t a course on how to party

So I started smoking cigarettes

with my mouth

And fingering girls on my parent’s couch

My parents said: You can’t finger girls in here

And no more smoking cigarettes and drinking beers

So i said: (???) and I got up and left

And I’ve been smoking and drinking and fingering ever since

That’s right!

I like drinking beer and smoking cigarettes

Do I like to party?

The answer is yes

I like drinking beer and smoking cigarettes

My mottoi is always live your life on the edge

Hey everybody are you drunk right now?

(ZzzzZzzzZ)

Hey everybody are you smoking cigarettes?

(ZzzzZzzzZ)

Hey everybody are you having a good time?

(ZzzzZzzzZ)

Drinking beer and smoking cigarettes

Do I like to party?

The answer is yes

I like drinking beer and smoking cigarettes

Your parent’s don’t like me 'cause I am a threat