Birthday Song - Jon LaJoie

It’s your birthday today,

what does that mean,

I guess I’ll try to explain,

that many years ago,

on this day,

It was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face.

And 9 months before that magical day,

your dad probably took your mom out on a date,

and they were having a good time,

they were dancing and drinking vine,

And when they got home,

they were horny as hell,

and your dad throw your mom down,

on the bed, and he tore her panties off,

and he’s wiwi was hard as a rock.

And at this point your mom,

wanted to give your dad head,

but your dad also wanted,

to give your mom head,

so they formed a 69,

and your mom came at least 3 times

And then your dad was so excited,

to get inside your mom,

that he forgot to put a condom on,

and when he realised his mistake,

he had ejaculated and it was to late.

And then your mom got pregnant,

and your dad started crying,

he wanted your mom to get an abortion,

but your mom really wanted a child.

And 9 months later you were born,

and 5 months later your parents got a divorce!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!